I swear I spend more time naked after I’ve come out the shower than the length of time I’m actually in there.
U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink
Now I’ve stumbled here
Failed to make it mine
They say I’m plump…
But I throw up all the time
andy warhol’s velvet underground featuring nico
oops I went on a rant
i love you?
I will never not laugh at this
i will never understand teenage boys ever because a boy in my gym class said he would feel uncomfortable if there was a gay guy in the change room with them and not even 5 minutes later he tried to shove a hockey stick up his friends ass